Wednesday, 15 April 2026

IN THE LAND OF THE CHOCOLATE HILLS - Bohol, The Philippines

 .....previously we loved slow cycling around the northern Thai town of Phrae.........

Boarding our flight from Bangkok to Cebu, The Philippines, we were happily surprised to find we were seated in the emergency exit row. Quite gladly, we spread out with loads of legroom- the neighboring seat was also vacant, and slept for most of the four hour flight.


Well looked after cockerel in Bohol, The Philippines

Rough flight route from Bangkok, Thailand to Cebu


After quickly navigating the arrivals at the wee Cebu airport, arranging a taxi was ridiculously expensive, due to the low numbers of taxis and high amount of passengers waiting. We had no bargaining power, and were forced to pay an extortionate 500 pesos/£6.00 for the short distance to our guesthouse on Mactan Island (where the airport is located).

After a quick settle in at our average accommodation, we took a deep breath and jumped into the madhouse of Lapu Lapu area of Cebu to get our bearings.

Due to a combination of our early morning wake up, the flight and no food, we were a bit overwhelmed by the Cebu streets. A cacophony of action - cars, motorbikes, cycle and motorized tricycles, and so many pedestrians all swarmed around with no apparent order. The noise and visual stimulation nearly engulfed us, but we soon fell in step, and navigated our way around. Immediately, we found people to be super helpful. Our first priority was to change money, and we had several people, including an Iranian expat giving advice and stopping for chats. The exchange man was lovely, and we used the opportunity to ask as many questions as we could think of for our onward travels. He ended up giving us his phone number in case we needed any more assistance!


Tricycle, Mactan Island, Cebu, The Philippines

Sal excited to be eating, as usual, Cebu

In amongst the constant noise and movement, little ramshackle business and houses sat on the busy roads. Peering into the darkness, it was difficult to tell what these places were even selling. Dingy and makeshift, houses were made from random bits of corrugated iron and peeling wood of different colors, seemingly thrown together. Unexplored lane ways to further neighborhoods twisted in between. Basic pots of food and rice were on tables out the front of some shops, and a few little scruffy kids were half-heartedly begging.

Many big malls lined the main road, all had similar sounding names which had us confused. Apart from changing money, and eating, the biggest interest in the malls was the huge alcohol section in the supermarkets. Hundreds of options were available, mostly local, including beers, rums and many other varieties of booze. Sal excitedly bought some concoction claiming to be Margarita, but later discovered that although the taste was OK, the headache that proceeded it lasted the entire night.


Good selection of local booze, Cebu supermarket


Throwing ourselves into the deep end, we jumped on a bus to save a walk, and the crazily happy driver and helpful passengers assisted us to get to where we were going easily, and at the cost of only 15 pesos/£0.18. Coming back we took one of thousands of tricycles which cost only slightly more at 20 pesos/£0.24.




Although the atmosphere was buzzing and we quite liked the strangely organized mayhem, we were not upset to only be staying two nights in the city. Apart from shopping malls and crowded roads, we hadn't seen a lot, but were keen to leave the chaos get out to some natural places and appreciate more that we knew the country had to offer.

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The exchange man had advised us a good port from which to get to Bohol, an island neighboring Cebu. Early the next morning, we found a tricycle on the street to take us the half an hours drive to Cordova Port, for the bargain price of 150 pesos/£1.80. Unsure of what to expect, we were happy to be dropped directly at the ferry. We bought a ticket easily, waited with fellow passengers for about half an hour, and boarded on time. All very straightforward and orderly, and no security whatsoever. We could only base our expectations on our previous trip to Palawan from Manilla years ago, when the security process took nearly as long as the overnight ferry!


Bangka boats at the Cordova port, Cebu, The Philippines

Again, on the ferry, everyone was so kind, and we loved the free-for-all system of seating. Basically, just grab a plastic chair and take it wherever one wanted to sit on the boat. We sat outside in the shade, and enjoyed the fresh air and sea view. A pod of dolphins swam with us for some time alongside the ferry, and we were just as excited as everyone else to experience this.




Not sure where to go on arrival into Getafe port in the far north of Bohol, we just walked in the heat with everyone else for a while. We then asked directions from a very camp port authority worker, who minced his way along the road to show us the bus stop. From here we packed into an AC minivan, and set off down the west coast road of Bohol. After some time, the driver stopped and showed us where to change bus to the inland road to Carmen. We found a little bus stop with some extremely friendly folk also waiting, who assured us something would be along sometime soon. One enthusiastic man, walked with Rich down to a tiny kiosk some distance away to get a much needed drink on the hot and sunny day (of course, Rich then brought us all cold drinks back, and everyone was very happy). This is the HUGE advantage to travelling in The Philippines, almost everyone speaks English to some standard, and it makes such a big difference to getting around and also communicating with everyday people. It really is fantastic and cannot be overstated enough! We were also struck at the extreme politeness of Filipinos- maybe it was to do with our age, but we were invariably called Sir and Ma'am.

Anyway, the brilliant old banger of a bus eventually came along, all open and shabby, and we paid the conductor 80 pesos/£1.00 for the half an hour trip to Carmen.

*In advance- we have to apologize to those of our readers that dislike prices in a blog. We haven't been to The Philippines for such a long time, and the prices of things interested us a great deal. We wanted to compare everything to what we pay in other parts of Asia- it's helpful for us, and other travelers will find it of interest. So, there may be some mentions of the costs of travel and accommodation.

The bus ride through the hilly center of Bohol was a joy- beautiful green plantations along side the road, and the different types of way people were living were fascinating for us. The lush combination of banana trees, coconut palms and a back drop of mountains was glorious, and we knew we had made the right choice in coming to Bohol!


Classic rice, banana and coconut palm combo, Bohol, The Philippines

Hut in the countryside, Bohol, The Philippines

Buffalo in the fields, Bohol, The Philippines


Arriving at the busy center of Carmen, there were many tricycle drivers shouting and crowds of people meeting the bus. We quickly escaped into a tiny shop to buy some much needed strong Red Horse Beer and cold water. A funny sequence of events began, when the owner asked us where we were going. Her husband came out to join in, and they both began to give advice on the best way to get to where we were going, means of transport and route. They were deliberating with each other and switching between English and Cebuano. More people squeezed in and out of the wee establishment, all putting their two cents worth in, talking loudly over each other and interrupting, and relaying information to us in the middle of the fracas. We were standing squashed with our backpacks on, trying to listen. The owner took Sal's phone to show the best way to our guesthouse, and a tricycle driver was called in to join with the chaotic conversation. We almost wished we'd never asked for help in the first place! We eventually left the crowd, still debating amongst themselves, yelling our thanks and goodbyes, and got into the waiting tricycle. The laid back driver took us the 20 minutes or so past Batuan village to the haven that was Khloe's Guesthouse, on the edge of the village, up a bumpy little country road.

Set in a cul-de-sac community of houses with lush gardens, as soon as we arrived here, we felt at home. Very attractive and rustic, the accommodation was set in a neat and colorful garden. The owners had built several lovely simple rooms around their family home to rent out to holiday makers. A lot of care had been taken to make the place clean and comfortable, and the atmosphere was characterful and communal. The owner couldn't do enough to be helpful, and was happy to sit and chat with guests. We were given a choice of a cute hut with shared bathroom for 500 peso/£6.00, or a little room with a bathroom for 700 peso/£8.70, which is the one we decided on. Some fellow travelers were staying, and not in a rush we were able to have some lovely natters about travel and life during our stay. Rich overindulged one night, having two liters of strong Red Horse beer, and like Sal in Cebu, suffered a terrible headache during the night and next morning. Not sure what goes into those local alcoholic drinks, but it cannot be quality ingredients!


Cute little room, with heart blanket

One too many Red Horse beer!

The atmosphere at Khloe's was very old school and relaxed- we simply took drinks from the fridge freely and made ourselves coffee. When we left, the lovely host simply asked us how many nights we had stayed, how long we took the motorbike for and what we had consumed, she had no idea. We had already roughly added up the bill total, and when we gave her the money, she only asked "Do you need any change?"- so trusting! Hopefully the faith the owners have in visitor's honesty will be justified and continue over time. 


Hiring a motorbike at Khloe's, Batuan

New friends at Batuan guesthouse, Bohol


Being on the outskirts of town, and the sights of the area being spread out, we decided on a motorbike for a few days. We have mixed feelings about motorbikes. The drawback is the fast speed and rushing by pretty scenes and friendly people, but sometimes it is necessary to see sights further afield, which was the case in the Batuan area.

What a magical part of the world central Bohol is. We spent four days exploring, and every day opened up a new beautiful aspect. On our first day, we simply headed off along the excellent conditioned main road without too much traffic, passing simple little shops, tiny churches and so many schools (all empty due to the Easter holidays). A range of scattered vehicles were present from bicycles, battered big buses, the same motorized tricycles we had seen in Cebu, and many home-made Frankenstein mixtures of bikes/sidecars/covers. We loved the Spanish vibe- communities and business with names like Carmen and Sevilla. A small and unkempt cemetery also highlighted the Spanish heritage here with the names on the gravestones.


Jesus poster at a road junction, Batuan, Bohol, The Philippines

Local shops, Batuan, Bohol

Local church with buffalo, Batuan, Bohol, The Philippines

Giant calabash, or upo gourd, Batuan, Bohol, The Philippines

Little angel figure at the graveyard, Batuan, Bohol

Spanish influence showing on gravestones, Batuan, Bohol, The Philippines


We turned whenever we saw a side street to be greeted with green rice fields, banana and palm trees. It was stunning scenery, and we were very happy just toodling along slowly, looking and appreciating. People here were so amazing, almost every single person we passed either beamed a smile, yelled hello or waved - a consensus of friendliness. Their behavior reminded us of people we had encountered throughout Indonesia- open and confident to talk with us. But here, because of their English it felt like we could communicate a step more. The further we strayed from the main roads, we encountered smaller communities with diminutive farms and wooden shacks. The roads worsened, sometimes only a dirt path. Grain was spread across the roads to dry, pecked at by skinny chickens, lethargic dogs lay in the middle of the way, and in many fields we saw water buffalo and goats.


On the road in Batuan, Bohol, The Philippines


Beware! (One of many holes in the backroads)

Smiley young lads, Batuan, Bohol, The Philippines

Wood and bamboo structures were the norm, Batuan, Bohol, The Philippines

Looking out from a bridge, Batuan, Bohol, The Philippines

Abandoned shack, Batuan, Bohol, The Philippines

Lovely bridge over a river, Batuan, Bohol

Working in the rice fields, Batuan, Bohol, The Philippines


Nearby Pangas Falls had been recommended to us, and riding around, we found ourselves at the entrance, quite by accident. For a steep 35 pesos/£0.45 (!!) we gained entrance to what turned out to be a glorious wide waterfall, with several appealing clear pools for swimming. Taking care of the very slippery rocks, we eased ourselves into the water and had a refreshing dip and swim, after the heat of riding around. A friendly chap making a little bit of money from selling Mojitos gave us some local info, including stories from the time during the 2011 typhoon when the water level was so high, and many roads on the island were cut off.


Pangas Falls in Chocolate Hills area, Bohol

Getting brave for the cold water! Pangas Falls, Bohol, The Philippines

Two dags at Pangas Falls, Bohol, The Philippines


Sunday was our day to wake up very early in order to ride to a sunrise point. We passed the local church lit up inside getting ready for an early Mass. The place to see the famous Chocolate Hills in Batuan was a commercial complex, complete with entrance fee and guided path to a viewpoint. We'd been told about a nearby place, where we could experience the same view in peace and for free. It was a bit of a fast scramble to the top, as we could see the sun coming up, but we arrived just in time, and were so happy to experience the light slowly spreading over the hills, and surrounding valleys.


Made it in perfect time, sunrise, Chocolate Hills, Bohol

Sal and the Chocolate Hills, Bohol


The Chocolate Hills are a geological phenomenon, only seemingly found in a roughly 50 square kilometer area of Bohol, and to a smaller degree on some neighboring islands. The official story about how they were formed is stated on Wikipedia (the absolute gospel on everything in the entire world, as we know 😉) .......


"These conical hills are geomorphological features called cockpit karst, which were created by a combination of the dissolution of limestone by rainfall, surface water, and groundwater, and their subaerial erosion by streams after they had been uplifted above sea level and fractured by tectonic processes. The hills are separated by flat plains and contain numerous caves and springs".

How boring! We always like the more maybe fanciful stories about the formation of geological anomalies- they are invariably much more fun and interesting! Here, theories about giant children building mud cakes, or maybe that they were the result of two giant's earth slinging match made us smile.

During our visit, the hills were mostly a verdant green, but during the dry season the color changes to a light brown hue, hence the name, Chocolate Hills. 


Beautiful green colour at this time of year, Chocolate Hills

Mysterious Chocolate Hills, Bohol, The Philippines


The same Sunday was Palm Sunday, and on the way back from our sunrise trip, we were happy to see worshippers pouring out of the church into the streets, all dressed up and carrying palm fronds.

A cockfighting show was going on that Sunday evening, but having seen the aftermath of a match on our last visit and remembering the razor blades attached to the cock's feet and all the blood, we refrained from attending. Our host told us some roosters could sell for a small fortune. Driving around, we saw many properties with multiple small shelters for the prized cocks- like a small house for each individual bird. There were surely being looked after well! 


Cocks for sale, Batuan, Bohol, The Philippines


The best day was an unexpected ride through some impressive old forests. Although the road wasn't the best, Rich managed very well, and we gently bounced through the majestic setting, huge trees looming over us. We recognized only the enormous figs, but there were so many other unknown species. The shady road was nearly deserted, we only passed a few guys working inside the forests, of course, always smiling and greeting us. The addition to this trip was the touristy Man Made Forest of Bilar. It was a very enchanting looking road with the thousands of planted mahogany trees pleasingly curving over to create a tunnel. But there were a few too many signs and Instagram photo takers for our liking, we preferred the natural forest we had seen earlier in the day. The adjoining mahogany walk was short, but a great chance to see the trees close up, and appreciate the beauty. And at 10 peso/£0.12 entry, ridiculously good value.


Old forest, Bilar, Bohol, The Philippines

A pleasure to drive

Mahogany forest, Bilar, Bohol, The Philippines

Delicate flower growing in the shade of the mahogany trees


Buffalo milk shop (only Sal was brave to try the slightly lumpy and creamy beverage)

Our last afternoon in Batuan was spent chasing a Chocolate Hills sunset on the motorbike. Instead we found ourselves in amongst the hills, twisting around on small roads, seeing simple fish farms and modest homes. Looking up at the color of the sky changing behind the weird shapes of the hills was a glorious way to spend our last day around Batuan.


Some rain on the way, in the Chocolate Hills, Bohol

A friendly rainbow to see us on our way, in the Chocolate Hills, Bohol

We absolutely loved this part of Bohol, a refreshingly beautiful and friendly area, and we were now ready for more adventure in a different part of the island.


Our route from Cebu to Batuan, Bohol, The Philippines

Loving Bohol, keen to continue the adventure!

...........next up, we travel to some touristy, but picturesque beachy parts of Bohol........

Thursday, 2 April 2026

ON YA BIKE - Slow cycling around Phrae, North Thailand

.....our previous post following the Mekong River in Issan, Thailand....

A detour off the train line was next, and we found a bus to our consequent destination at the extremely friendly and helpful Uttaradit bus station. It was a surprisingly fast trip- we began chatting and looking out the window, then before we knew it, we had arrived in Phrae. 


Phrae relaxing Buddha, Thailand


We saw a hotel next to the bus station, and true to style lately, checked it out as an easy option to stay. It was amazingly grand for the price, with a huge foyer stuffed with ornate teak furniture and a large pool outside. The rooms were great- slightly worn, but fantastic value. The price of £12 even included breakfast. It was also practically deserted for most of our stay- maybe because of the time of year?


Ornate teak furniture in grand hotel foyer, Phrae

Fancy pants room, Phrae, Thailand


We both immediately loved Phrae. Very different from any other places in Thailand we have visited, it really had a small town feel. In the central part there were no large chain shops, only family-run and crafty/arty businesses, small scale and locally focused.

Luckily for us, Phrae promoted itself as a "slow cycle town", an idea which we absolutely loved. Many signs and maps showed various routes through the small streets of the old town to a plethora of sights along the way. We made do with the frankly dodgy bicycles we had hired at our hotel, but for £2 we could hardly complain! We relished the unhurried pace and mostly quiet atmosphere of our slow cycle days. 


Loaded up mobile shop, Phrae, Thailand

Retro feel in a historic mansion, Phrae, Thailand

Wat Chom Sawan interior, Phrae, Thailand


It was a wonderful tour of venerable royal houses, old teak mansions, cute rustic coffee shops, the ancient city wall....we tried to remember the names and locations, but there was so much to look at in the maze of lanes. We stopped every few meters, became carried away with the charm of it all and lost track of details. Which was OK.


Amulets on display in old house, Phrae, Thailand

Cute teak cottage in Phrae temple gardens

Crumbling stupa, cycling around Phrae, Thailand

Old royal mansion, Phrae, Thailand

Lovely window, cycling around Phrae, Thailand

Mural on temple wall, Phrae, Thailand

Loved this photo of the old king, Phrae, Thailand


Each wat had peaceful grounds with only tinkling bells breaking the tranquility. Some were reminiscent of the commonly seen Thai wats with gold everywhere and Buddha statues.


Serene scene, cycling around Phrae, Thailand


Other examples were more unusual - ancient stone chedis and tall blinding white towers, and one in particular in a gorgeous dark teak Burmese style.


Unusual temple style, cycling around Phrae, Thailand



Detail inside Wat Chom Sawan

Stone chedi, cycling around Phrae, Thailand

Burmese style Buddha with light spirit, Wat Chom Sawan

Curious Burmese design, Wat Chom Sawan, Phrae, Thailand

Another day, we travelled further afield by motorbike, which gave us a wonderful sense of freedom. The wide and smooth roads were devoid of traffic when we got out of the town center, and whizzing up the mountain side was a fantastic feeling. Thai forests rose on either side of the road with towering tamarind trees and giant bamboo growing majestically. 


Scenic waterway around Phrae, Thailand

Good luck helmet!


The first stop was Wat Phra That Indra Kwaen, an extremely calm hillside complex, deserted apart from a couple of people gently sweeping and some sleeping monks. We walked up the many steps to a variety of statues looking out to views of the surrounding forest. Rich was determined to dong every gong and bell in the place- three times for good luck, so we have been told. The highest structure was a golden rock, covered in coin offerings, reminiscent of the Golden Rock in Burma. 


Golden rock, Wat Phra That Indra Kwaen


Stupa, Wat Phra That Indra Kwaen


Rich having a go on every donger he could find

Gold overload, Wat Phra That Indra Kwaen


Further along the road was the exceptional Wat Na Khuha complex. The temple was set in a verdant green valley- rice and peanuts growing in surrounding fields, and a beautifully designed garden full of flowering trees. Little spots in the shade had been created to sit and rest and appreciate the scene with the backdrop of jagged hills and forests. There was a lot of exploring to be done here, but we satisfied ourselves with walking on the charming woven bamboo boardwalk that crossed the fields to a lookout platform, and surveying the absolute magic of the scene. The shining gold Buddha sitting in the almost fluorescent green fields, the hills and beauty of it all. 


Enjoying the view at Wat Na Khuha, Phrae, Thailand

Beautiful tree in blossom, Wat Na Khuha, Phrae

Bamboo boardwalk, Wat Na Khuha, Phrae, Thailand

Explosion of colour at Wat Na Khuha, Phrae, Thailand

Green fields, Wat Na Khuha, Phrae, Thailand


The day ended with us being too hot to function, and returning for a swim in our luxury pool (!) and a rest in our AC room. We are so posh these days!

There seemed to be a lot of artisans and crafty people in Phrae. Women grouped in temple grounds or outside homes sewing, embroidering, making paper lanterns and religious offerings and weaving monks robes. Our favorite thing was the "mo hom", an indigo coloured, sturdy cloth made in local villages. Unique designs are sold widely in small shops around Phrae and surrounding towns, and are very popular amongst locals- we often saw people wearing various items of different designs. We both purchased a shirt in this gorgeous material, not quite believing the price of such a high quality item (less than £4 each). We were very tempted to buy more, but such is our lifestyle- if we buy it, we have to carry it, and that's very good motivation to keep things to a minimum.


Wat Chom Sawan, making monk's robes

Sal in new mo hom top


Best of all in Phrae were the friendly people! Locals looked so happy to see us, especially when we attempted a Sawadee or a few words of Thai, and seemed genuinely pleased that we were visiting their town and appreciating its beauty. We may have been giving out good vibes! Although we only stayed four or so days, we began to recognize people in the streets. One bearded man was particularly memorable, as he cycled around all day on a battered old bike, long wig streaming behind, and a different sun dress on every day!


Tinkering in a shop

Even the food in Phrae was an improvement on the previous towns, the pedestrian night market having most of our favorite Thai foods in a relaxed setting. 

We considered staying on and shortening our time in Bangkok, but decided another trip is on the cards when we have more time- we would absolutely love to explore more of this amazing region of Thailand. The whole trip, but Phrae in particular, revitalized our love for Thailand, and reminded us there is much more to the country than Ko Fruitopia!

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Having a very much relaxed attitude towards booking in advance on this trip, we turned up back at Uttaradit railway station in the early afternoon hoping to travel on that evening's train to Bangkok. Unfortunately for us, the second class sleeper was booked out, so for the very first (and probably only) time in our lives, we opted for 1st class! It was only slightly more expensive (£23), and not really that fancy, but we were still excited. Boarding the train at 10.30pm, we were shown to our private little cabin, with two bunk beds and a sink, and immediately checked out what all the switches did. Some sleep was eventually had during the eight hour journey, before arriving in the early morning into Bangkok's massive new central station -  Krung Thep Aphiwat Terminal. 


Our little compartment on the 1st class train



Romance Hotel in Bangkok used to be our secret place we had found as an alternative to staying around Banglamphu. It was an absolute steal of a price, with pool and gym facilities included, and the bonus of being in a great little local area of the city, away from the backpackers. Mostly in the past it had been practically empty- Rich had been able to use the gym at anytime, and the pool was never crowded. This time, however, the hotel appeared to have been discovered, with many foreigners staying, and the surrounding streets having become busier. The price had also risen and the quality of the rooms decreased, and although it was fine for our stay in Bangkok this time, we thought we would probably not stay there again.

We spent our last few days in Thailand finishing up our business, and preparing for the next leg of our South East Asian trip, as well as making the most of having a roof top pool in the city!




.......nextup, we travel to Cebu and Bohol in The Philippines...........