EXTREMES IN ISSAN- North-east Thailand

.....see here for our previous blog post from wild Cambodia.....

Our six weeks in the Issan area of north-east Thailand has flown! We've travelled very slowly north, and north-west from the Cambodian border, and apart from the freak freezing and wet two weeks we had in March (it is summer time at this time of year, and usually Issan is the hottest place in Thailand ), we've had an enjoyable time in this area that many tourists forget. Some of the highlights have been as follows:

• Phanom Rung- a wild motorbike ride into the far flung border region got us to these surprising Ankhor era temples- some of the best temples we've seen in Thailand.  Beautifully restored and cared for-an interesting contrast to the temples from the same era around Battambang in Cambodia which were haphazardly put back together and quite neglected. 

Phanom Rung

Phanom Rung

• Nong Khai- catching up with our dear friend, Valerie, and enjoying cycling along the river front. A repeat trip to the bizarre sculpture park, Sala Kaew Ku, was another highlight. We love this place- the mad lifetime of work by an eccentric monk, who is now dead, and his preserved body can be visited in the adjoining temple- a bit creepy!

Nong Khai sculpture park

Nong Khai sculpture park

Nong Khai sculpture park

Mad fish feeding, sculpture park

• Sangkom- tiny village on the Mekong river, we chilled out here in a cute little hut for a few days, enjoying the serenity!

Chilling by the Mekong

Freezing bus ride from Sangkom

• Discovering the underrated lovely, friendly little town of Loei- for a long time on our list, but for some reason we never got around to a visit before. Our day out on a motorbike visiting villages and forests in the surrounding area was beautiful, and the bat cave (see video), and the subsequent sunset ride back to town the absolute high point.

       

Ready to go chooks, Loei market

Forest park, Loei

Bat cave, Loei

Nan- another place we have been meaning to look around for years, and it's lived up to what we imagined it would be! Like Loei, it's a delightful, untouristy place (there are so many in Thailand, if you know where to look!), with good accommodation, welcoming people, great night market for food, and many options for day trips. It's also a temple town, with dozens of local variations on traditional style temples.

Nan temple

Beautiful Buddhas, Nan

Nan temple

Temple murals, Nan

Buddhist Hell!!

• Songkran- our first Songkran in Thailand, after all these years! Songkran is the Thai New Year, and falling in the middle of the hot season, and basically just a great excuse for everyone to throw water at each other! It was a bit of a foreign concept, for us water-saving Aussies, but we eventually got into it! We were lucky to be in Nan for the celebration, as apparently in big cities there is a lot of drunkenness, and flour and dye mixed in with the water, but we simply had buckets of water thrown at us every 100 metres every time we went out for 4 days! We did retaliate with some hilarious surprise attacks-  locals in nan are not used to farangs (foreigners), and didn't expect us to fight back! A highlight was watching the local lady boy section of the road, complete with club music and sexy dancing on stools for the passing traffic!! No photos, though- wasn't going to risk getting the camera soaked without a waterproof case! Check out this link

          

• Bangkok's Siriraj Forensic Museum- this one should really be in the Barmy Bangers section, and probably truly deserves it's own entry! Our third visit to this gruesomely fascinating place. For the bargain price of $1.30, we saw a wide range of bizarre displays, originally meant for medical and police students, but now a bit of a macabre tourist attraction. Rooms varied from deformed foetuses in glass jars (including several Siamese twins); embalmed bodies of rapists and murderers; a display about the tsunami, with devastating before and after aerial photos; an entire wall filled with gory crime scene photos (couldn't look at these- a bit much, especially the man who had been separated from his head in a train crash); preserved organs and body parts from crimes (stabbings/shootings etc) and diseases; everything you could ever want to know about intestinal worms (and plenty of things I could have done without knowing!), including graphic close up photos of hundreds of tape worms exiting people's rear ends; details of all the mosquito born diseases going (again, rather disturbing photo- this time of a poor bloke with elephantiasis in his balls- the size of a 10 kg sack of potatoes); and finally, the creepy crawly display. So, plenty of variation, and a good way to spend a rainy afternoon!! No photos allowed, and to be honest, a lot of you would NOT want to see this stuff anyway!!

We're off to Burma for a month in a few days for our next adventure- we know for sure there is a lot of internet censorship there, so we may not write for a while. Stay tuned!!!!

BAGUETTES, BEACHES AND BICYCLES- Cambodia

........we last left you in barmy Bangkok........

The border crossing from Thailand into Cambodia, although not representative of our experiences in the country, was a bit of an eye opener into Cambodian corruption ! We had heard stories about the dodgy border officials, but figured we were experienced enough to deal with them. The official price for a Cambodian visa is US$20, which we had ready along with our passports when we arrived at the border post. But the guards had other ideas, and demanded 1200 Baht (about US$40 )! We saw other tourists just paying up whatever was asked, but we decided to politely decline this, and stick to our guns and insist on paying the correct amount., There was  a lot of to-ing and fro-ing, until they realized we were tight arses and after a while accepted our negotiated offer of US$23! It pays to have plenty of time sometimes!

We visited Cambodia 12 years ago, and expected many changes, which there were. But much of the country is still very undeveloped, impoverished and desolate. In 1999, we entered into Cambodia at Had Lek/Koh Kong, crossing into the south of the country, which we decided to repeat this time, as we previously never stopped on the south coast, as there was no infrastructure or tourist accommodation then. Koh Kong (where we previously stopped for the night in a brothel, due to lack of accommodation), is now a dusty, small, but pleasant little town to spend a few days, and settle into the many differences in Cambodia compared to Thailand (including getting our heads around the confusing currency issues- US dollars, and Thai baht are both accepted here, as well as the local riel currency)

Money changers

Don't know why it is, but Cambodia have so got it sorted when it comes to great food. Maybe it's the French colonized past, or the fact that there are so many expats/NGO workers living and working there, but they can whip up the most outstanding food like we have not seen since we left Oz, for next to nothing in cost. We've been scoffing western dishes such as: ribs, wood fired pizza, fish BBQs, steaks, nachos, fry up bacon and egg breakfasts, lemon meringue pie..... Fellow South-East Asian travellers will understand just how amazing it is to have this food after a long time on the road! Anyway, it was satisfying to have a break from rice and noodle dishes, but after a couple of weeks we began to feel fat and gross, and hanging out for some simple, healthy food again. The Khmer specialities we did try were delicious. Chicken amok- a coconut based, subtly flavored curry soup, baguettes filled with mystery (but yummy) meat and salad, and loc lak- a beef curry type dish were among the excellent food we tried. Combined with the extraordinarily large selection of local beers available for between $0.50 and $1, and strong, tasty cocktails for $1.50, Cambodia is bloody fantastic for eating and drinking!

What more could you want?!

Toxic cocktails

Richard and "the beast" ( ribs)

Much of the Cambodian cuisine, however, is infamously unusual. I'm talking about the duck embryos, frogs, bugs we've seen in Thailand, along with fermented fish paste, deep fried tarantulas, blocks of jellified blood, algae, fish bladder and cobra wine. Combined with a pretty low level of hygiene, and the unappetising smell coming from many of the food street stalls, made us hesitant to try too many things from the traditional Khmer menu.

We think these were salted eggs, but they looked like mould!

Seaweed

Tiny suckling pigs

Meat market

Enough about food! Of course, there was more to the country than eating....

We left Koh Kong for Sihanoukville, a beach town, with a crazy vibe. It reminded us of a smaller, wild west version of Kuta, Bali. There's all kinds of people there, a profusion of odd balls and excellent people watching. The sunbeds and jet skis on the beach left us unimpressed, but the locals are very friendly, the food and drink economical (see above!), and it was lovely to have our final dose of beach time for a while.

Serendipity Beach, Sihanoukville

We loved the next place on our travels- Kampot. The sweet people of this town made staying here a immense enjoyment, along with the pleasant riverside (with plenty of eateries!), just right for leisurely bike rides in the day. Our amazingly relaxing guesthouse made it easy for us to while away the steamy afternoons in the shade. The French architecture still lingering here (some succumbing to time, some been restored) is a beautiful reminder of times past. There are quite a lot of French influences still prevalent in Cambodia, apart from the buildings- baguettes, roads called "rue", boules played by the old men and driving on the right side of the road (sometimes!).

"Blissful" Guesthouse, Kampot

"Blissful" Guesthouse, Kampot

Sausages drying in the sun

Colonial building, Kampot

Sleepy little Kampot

From peaceful Kampot, we braved a visit to Cambodia's capital Phnom Penh. Another revisit from years ago (where we stayed in yet another brothel!), we weren't sure what to expect. We found a pleasant city, with a good budget accommodation area, and we stayed a few days more than we intended (this being partly necessary due to our Thai visa taking 4 days to be issued!). When in big cities, we love just wandering around and seeing what part of town we end up in. The newly renovated Central Market is excellent for bargains (we bought a $5 (fake) Lonely Planet), and we enjoyed delving into the narrow aisles of the Russian Market and the smaller less tourist-oriented markets, too. We spent an entertaining day on the huge Tonle Sap river, strolling around the gorgeous, old colonial buildings, watching boats, and later enjoying a happy hour drink at the atmospheric, famous institution- the Foreign Correspondent's Club, where  journalists would gather and work during the last days of Pol Pot's regime.

Having been  to Siam Reap and the awe-inspiring Angkor Wat on our last trip, we decided to skip it this time, to explore some other areas we previously missed, such as the south, and Battambang.  

Loaded up, Battambang

Gruesome temple statues, Battambang

There are still some around

Battambang is Cambodia's second biggest city, and apparently has a population of 1,000,000 people. It feels, however, like a country town, with dusty roads and locals still looking amazed at seeing foreigners. We stayed a week, and the staff at the front desk of our fantastic hotel were so happy, they gave us a scarf each on our departure as a thank you! We have always wanted to come to this part of the country, and the fact the Sally's cousin Nick, uncle Mike and his wife, Sophy now live here, made it a good excuse to visit! They were generous enough to take us for a day trip to Sophy's village, about one hour from Battambang. It was a great experience to meet her family, and have a glimpse of a rural lifestyle we wouldn't have had the opportunity to see on our own.

Sophy with Grandma

Other days we subjected our bums to another few days on Cambodian bicycles, and, because there are no police scams here (see later), we were also free to hire motorbikes and explore the further afield sights.
The Angkor era temples of Lek and Banan are the big draws, and we explored the rather haphazardly put back together ruins that are atmospheric, rather than spectacular. Time has ravaged the ancient buildings, and the Khmer Rouge also destroyed much of the cultural history of the area.

Fantastic way to get around Battambang

Carvings, Phnom Lek

Phanom Banan, Battambang

Phanom Banan, Battambang

Phanom Banan, Battambang

Phanom Banan, Battambang

Phanom Sampeau was another, more eery temple we visited around Battambang. The Khmer Rouge were very active in this area during Pol Pot's reign of terror, and this seemingly peaceful hill, with buddhas, quiet caves and shaven headed nuns sweeping around pagodas, was in fact a terrible hide out where thousands of people were murdered - deemed too educated, religious, unloyal, or many other reasons the Khmer Rouge used to kill their fellow countrymen.

Phanom Sampeau, Battambang

Kids playing, Phanom Sampeau

We found the "tourist" scene in Cambodia very organized- something we're sure comes from the Vietnamese. There are brochures for every area printed regularly with up to date info on where to stay, eat, what to do etc., so we rarely had to use our Lonely Planet.

Accommodation was another winner. In the places we visited (which were, admittedly, not exactly off the beaten track), the guesthouses were easy to find, friendly, clean, cheap (we paid between US$5 and US$8), often with restaurants attached, TV, free bicycles, WIFI and loads of local information.

The only bad thing about travelling in Cambodia, is the lack of public transport. There are big buses to ferry mostly tourists from big town to big town, and they are excellent and very easy. But there's no little rickety local buses or songthaews (big multi-passenger tuk-tuks) for short trips out to nearby villages or sights, so it's really a choice of a tour, or hiring a motorbike or bicycle. We usually chose the bicycles, not wanting the hassle of being stopped at every roundabout and negotiating a bribe, and we actually loved the slower pace of the bicycles, although, obviously, we were limited in the distances we rode. Hopefully, as the country finds it feet more and becomes more wealthy, local public transport will be something that will follow.

Loaded up

Cambodian cycle rickshaws

In conclusion, we adored our month in mad Cambodia even more than our first visit in 1999. It's not as wild as it was back then, with blowing up cows with rocket launchers, and ploughing through huge, free bowls of pot in guesthouses being activities our fellow travellers previously enjoyed, but it's certainly still rough around the edges! The people are as lovely and welcoming as we remembered, it's great value, especially the food and accommodation, the beaches are clean and clear, it's easy to get around (to the big places, at least), and we will definitely be putting it on our list of places to revisit. We have the feeling it's only going to get better!

How many flavours of Fanta do we need?

Such a cute, welcoming menu

Richard gets new shorts!

• And as a final note- Cambodia has some fantastic latest fashions I need to share! Love them....

Bling caps- the more glitter/sequins/fur, the better...

....as seen here!

Grape shoes

Pyjamas as day wear are particularly in fashion here, and I thought this combination with some high heels was awesome!

What a great look

.....next up join us in North East Thailand for an Issan adventure.....